After having posted fucking short versions of Scarface, The Big Leboski and Reservoir Dogs I came across another three today. I could easily think of dozens of movies that I’d love to see cut down to its essentials. Let’s hope these dudes keep editing.

#1 Pulp Fiction
#2 The Commitments

#3 Casino

And if you need a bit background on the word ‘fuck’ have a look over at Wikipedia. There’s some great stuff such as:

It is interesting to note Fuck is oftentimes shunned as a word for intercourse but widely accepted for use as in the non literal sense. I found a fucking girl at the fucking bar, got fucked up, found a fucking hotel and “Made love”.

Related to fucker is the word motherfucker. Sometimes used as an extreme insult–an accusation of incest–this term is also occasionally used to connote respectful awe. For example, “He’s a mean motherfucker” does not mean “He’s abusive, filthy and copulates with his mother,” but “He’s someone to be afraid of.”

A more succinct example of the flexibility the word is the phrase “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!”.

Staying Alive is MTV’s global HIV and AIDS initiative for young people and together with some of the world

Some ship lost a container which then washed up at some beach in North Carolina spilling thousands of Dorito tortilla chips. The story itself is not that unreal but for the unusual pictures and some dudes enjoying free chips. But there was one comment that caught my attention:

…we should also look at the hazard to navigation these containers are. They sometimes float just below the surface. The shipping companies should be held accountable.

Right. Gotta watch your knees next time you swim in the ocean.

It all started with the Subservient Chicken and the brilliant idea has been copied adapted many times since with the Virtual Bartender, the Virtual Carwash Girls, the Virtual Stripper, the Virtual Tooluxe Shop, Ms. Dewey, the Subservient Programmer and Ask Sam. And for all of them the desired viral effect is that users find and share the secret commands. Now here’s another three to play with:

#1: Subservient Donald

#2: Subservient President

#3: Subservient Blair

Samsung’s helpful St. Bernard Sam is here to come up with answers with the PDA-laptop-combo Q1 around his neck. Visit him online and ask him something.
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