What to do if your child is born on 06/06/06
The Landover Baptist Church provides a checklist for christian mothers that are due to give birth on 06/06/06. Here’s a summary:
- Keep your legs closed
- Have your doc induce the child to be born earlier
- Keep the child in a chicken cage and two hogs within four feet
- Check its testicles for markings
- Place the child in care of creation scientists
- Sell your child to the creation scientists
- Buy a full Korean wig
