Steve Ballmer vs. Hungarian student armed with eggs

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WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS:
The kid was taken to a back room where he was being held by a campus security guy and my Blackwater Bodyguard #6.
I told the university staff that I was concerned about him and wanted to speak to him personally. He was handcuffed and tied down to a chair. As everyone left so I could have my little “talk” with this poor troubled soul, I instructed BWBG#6, “Nobody gets in here for the next 45 seconds!”, he said, “I understand sir.”

The rest of my story goes like this:
“I approached the kid and he became irrational! He screamed, tipped his chair over backwards, slammed his head into the wall several times! I tried helping him up by the neck, but he tried to bite me! I released him and he fell to the floor hitting his head on my shoe (several times)! Boy was I glad to get out of there! That guy was crazy.”

The Hungarian authorities have assured me that he will never do anything like this again.

I am not evil

Comment by steveballmer — 21 May 2008 @ 9:32 am
It’s Fake Steve Ballmer! Man, I haven’t checked your site in ages.

Comment by Webmaster — 21 May 2008 @ 10:57 pm